Credit: Death and Taxes Mag
The time is upon us. The dreaded day when you have to figure out what you are going to do for your significant other. Some people don’t have to do much, while others require grand gestures of love and passion. It all depends on who you are and who you’re with.
But some people are just not into the flowers and the chocolates and the rose pedals. Know your audience, so to speak. If you’re like us, then your SO might be someone more into the chill of it all. And by that we mean bud.
If your crush is a stoner, then you can’t just go to a nice dinner and call it a night, that’s a recipe for disaster. So, in honor of Valentine’s Day, and all the people who love to smoke, here are the best ways to treat your better half with marijuana!
1. The Traditional
So, this is for someone who likes V-day, but also loves to smoke. Most couples across the continent celebrate this holiday with a box of chocolates and maybe a gift, but that’s about it. For those type of couples, we have you covered.
First, just buy some bud for them. Everybody likes free weed, its a universal sign of love all across the world.
Next, you should probably also go for the chocolate. That’s the easy part of the whole thing. Weed and chocolate go together like Cheech and Chong. They compliment each other in all the right places.
Third, present. You should offer to smoke with them and enjoy each other’s company. The bonus is that you are likely to be offered some of the chocolate out of the whole deal. So really its a win/win.
2. The Grand Gesture
Whoa there nelly. We might have gotten ahead of ourselves, you say. Did we think you were some two-bit stoner in a relationship with no passion and no love? Did we think you could get away with just a quick little gift and a thank you very much and expect to still be happily committed the next day?
We understand, there are thousands of couples just like you. Maybe you’re head over heels and want to show your feelings for your SO and all the world to see. Or maybe you run the risk of alienating the only good thing in your life and once again facing down the bottomless pit of loneliness that is being alone, or whatever. Either way, we have you covered.
You are going to need to spend some money on this grand gesture. Here are a few options:
Take a flight to somewhere a little more weed friendly. Maybe pick a place off this list. You’ll need to book a hotel or an Airbnb, and make all the preparations. Choose a restaurant and make reservations. Most importantly, know where you can get weed, so that you don’t miss the most important part.
Just suck it up and spend the money to go to a nice dinner. But right before you get inside, bust out your secret plan, your pocket vape. Get ripped before your very expensive dinner and get ready to have the best Valentine’s Day of your life.
Do it all. The fancy dinner, the chocolates, the beautiful music. Go somewhere they adore. Lay out weed nugs instead of rose pedals on the bed. Buy a fancy ass bong as her present. The idea is to do it all. Spend the money, say how you feel. Smoke to both of your heart’s content. The only limits are your imagination and your wallet.
3. The Casual
Let’s slow it back down. Most people don’t have the time or the money for the grand gesture. On top of that, not everyone likes the whole fuss of it all. Valentine’s Day is about deciding what your partner likes the best, not making the biggest splash. Here’s what you can do for a chill night in.
- Pick their favorite movie or tv show- This is literally the best way to score points like 90% of the time.
- Cook something- It doesn’t have to be crazy or elaborate, just something they like. You will get bonus points if you choose something that actually includes weed.
- Smoke and Chill- To some people (count us in on this), these are the most exciting words in the English language. Many people just want to smoke and relax and eat good food. Its not hard, and can be so much better than the whole wild night. Try it out and see!
4. The Wild Card
This is a choose your own adventure type of solution. We like this one for the curious spirit. Pack a bag with water and food and explore. After you smoke, of course.
If you live in a city, this might be the best option. Sometimes the most romantic things are unplanned. Smoke your weed and wander, look for something they love and head towards that. Don’t cheat and look at your phone, just go and live!
And there you go. The Valentine’s Day option for every type of person. Of course, the best option is to choose something specific for your significant other so they know you really care. But who has time for that?
Whichever you choose. Whether you’re attempting to woo a longstanding crush, or just placating a comfortable girlfriend or boyfriend, you now have plenty of options. And, it goes without saying, don’t do this for someone who doesn’t like weed. If you’re the only on into bud, then save it for a solo day, or you might find yourself having a lot of those in the near future.
So whatever you choose, have fun and keep on lovin!