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An Incomplete List Of The Biggest Celebrity Stoners

An Incomplete List Of The Biggest Celebrity Stoners
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An Incomplete List Of The Biggest Celebrity Stoners
March 21, 2018 The Vault News
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Snoop Dogg Might Be THE Celebrity Stoner

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In today’s culture, what we know and think about our favorite celebrity has become intertwined with how we see ourselves. It’s a strange fact of life that we feel this way now, but it doesn’t seem to be going away anytime soon. So, we want to embrace it a little in this article by telling you which celebrities are most like you. Well, not exactly like you, but at least they share something in common. The people on this list love to smoke weed, which if you are on this blog, you do as well. So here is a list of some of the biggest celebrity stoners on the planet.

1. Cheech & Chong

These guys are like THE stoners on the planet. And we can’t resist putting them number one on this list thanks to the years of movies and entertainment they have given us. And we have to add that Tommy Chong is Canadian, which makes him one of us! This duo has just made so many of stoner classics that they should be on top of basically every list we make. Who else could have made all of their hit songs or created Up In Smoke?

2. Snoop Dogg

There might be a two man competition for the biggest celebrity stoner. Snoop comes in a close second only because he is American. This guy has claimed to smoke EIGHTY blunts a day, which is crazy. The amount of money this guy must spend on weed is absolutely insane. But, luckily for him, having decades of classic songs and celebrity appearances might help you be able to live this kind of lifestyle.

3. Seth Rogan

Watching Seth Rogan act in movies, you also have probably realized he smokes. After all, this is the guy who made Pineapple Express. But in case you had missed it, Seth is a serious stoner. We’re talking loves the weed, smokes every day type of stoner. He has made his career being the guy everyone wants to smoke a blunt with.

4. Rihanna

Don’t think that we’ve forgotten about Rihanna. This girl loves to share her lifestyle with the world. And who could blame her, it seems awesome and badass. Rihanna is about as cool as it gets, and part of that is smoking weed all the time and not caring who knows. Props to the pop singer for being her best self.

5. Willie Nelson

The country singer has made it so known that he loves to smoke that its practically the thing he’s most famous for at this point. Willie loves the weed, and we love him. This guy is such a stoner that he claims to have smoked on top of the White House in Washington. It doesn’t get much crazier than that.

6. Charlize Theron

Charlize might not be the typical stoner celebrity. She doesn’t talk about it all the time and doesn’t have a crew of people rolling blunts with her 24/7. But when a picture surfaced of her smoking some ganja, she didn’t back away. She loves to smoke weed and it helps her too. Pretty badass if you ask me!

7. Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer

The Broad City girls get lumped together here, which might be a little unfair. But because they share their show, they also share a spot on this list. They love to smoke, which you can figure out from watching like one episode of Broad City. They’re hilarious and great and also stoners. What more could you want in a celebrity?

8. Wiz Khalifa

Wiz is another one that you could probably have guessed. The Pittsburgh rapper has made a living talking about how much he loves to smoke bud. There are no secrets here about that. He loves to smoke and makes great music to smoke to. A perfect combination all around.

9. Matthew McConaughey

If you have seen Dazed and Confused, this wouldn’t be very surprising to you. He plays the stoneriest stoner that has ever stoned his way onto your screen. Of course, that was just a movie. Still, we are happy to report that the real life Texan loves a good bowl of the green.

10. James Franco

As he co-starred in Pineapple Express, this is another one you could have guessed. Although he isn’t as big a stoner as his friend Seth Rogan, this guy still loves the weed. One of the things about him is that he is very strange, so you might not want to put him on top of your list to smoke with. Still, its probably a great time, and we hope James keeps right on toking.

11. Morgan Freeman

You might not have known this, but Morgan Freeman once referred to marijuana as “god’s own weed.” That’s pretty funny when you think about it, since he literally played god in a couple of movies and he also loves to smoke. Morgan Freeman is a holistic person who trusts in remedies that have been around for hundreds of years. He is just the coolest, isn’t he?

12. Woody Harrelson

Rounding out our list is Woody, who is also holistic. Not only does he keep a strict diet of healthy food, but he also partakes in some of the healthy herb. He is all about treating your body the way it should be, and good news, that includes smoking weed. Woody is an all-around awesome guy, and his being a stoner just adds to that awesomeness.

So, there it is. The biggest stoners in the celebrity community, but we bet there are a lot more out there. These are just some of the biggest ones we know of. If you have any other ideas of who might also be a big stoner, leave your comments here. Otherwise, know that its not just you who likes to toke up all the time.

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